GOOOD DAY DEPARTMENT IS HIRING. These shirts have been issued to our most qualified applicants: you. Position details below.

POSITION: Head sender
ROLE: Localized gym deity who effortlessly flashes every boulder project in existence, making impossible climbs look like a casual warm-up to everyone else

POSITION: Climbing Consultant
ROLE: As the premier advisor to all climbers, you will guide climbers from project plateaus to absolute peak performance unsolicited.

POSITION: Beta Testers
ROLE: As the rogue scientist for The Goood Day Department, you will operate entirely solo to destroy established gym consensus and force climbers to think outside of the box when reading routes.

POSITION: Slab Specialist
ROLE: As the friction wizard for The Goood Day Department, you will stand on absolutely nothing, balancing your entire body weight on microscopic paint chips to make terrifying vertical blank walls look completely chill.

POSITION: Dab Police
ROLE:  As the head of all executive and judicial rulings in indoor climbing for, you will operate with zero jurisdiction to patrol the mats and instantly invalidate the hardest sends in the gym.

PLEASE BE ADVISED we are not responsible for pumped forearms, bleeding tips, flappers, shredded shins, bans from local bouldering gyms, etc. These positions are all unpaid and completely fictional.

HAPPY SENDING! 
THE GOOOD DAY DEPARTMENT

DEPT: CLIMBING
DIV: APPAREL
UNIT: EMPLOYEE