
PARK SAFETY NOTICE
(This notice is being issued alongside our commemorative graphic of a squirrel facing an inventory crisis.)
It has come to our attention that local squirrels are hoarding provisions at an unprecedented rate, stretching their cheeks to maximum capacity while wearing an expression that clearly states, “This is nuts.” This frantic storage behavior is especially noticeable near park benches, where the squirrels will beg you for more then they can carry. Under no circumstances should you offer them additional storage space, or attempt to explain the concept of inflation to them.
100% US Cotton
Made by specially spun fibers that make for a very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for embroidery
Oversized fit
For a laidback style that matches all casual occasions.
1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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